I so know the problem with the pens... I've been clearing this morning and I was stood on the loft ladder looking at a box just near me, wondering what was inside - when I opened it - it was completely full of pens! So that's on top of all the ones on my desk, the bag of them next to the bed and the other box that I found in the garage *head desk* Maybe they're multiplying on their own? Maybe I'm not really this bad?