I hear you on the 'maybe I'll like it better in a different mood'. But this was the different mood, and I was reading with my head all pulled back, and when I worked that out, realised nope was a good response.

Go you on the gardening and the admin and the getting rid of the old purse!

Re loyalty cards -- I have found an app I can store them in and scan from! I only have one in there, but it was good, because I've used it, and I wouldn't have had the card anyway.