I am off work recovering from an operation at the moment; once I go back to work I expect my cleaning energy to go down lots, so I am making the most of this while I can.

Ikea I go to because it is cheap; I don't actually like it. I hate they way they force you round the windy path through the store like cattle, and I hate the fact that the path is so windy I lose my sense of direction. But I braved it for a new coffee table (Lack) and some crockery (Fargrinken or something. They were black anyway. Not that I'm a goth. No sir, not I).